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Unicorn Intercourse

I'm Kylie. This is my face. I'm 20. Licensed cosmetologist. I don't eat animals. I saw a koala at the zoo once and cried. I'm a spoonie. I play guitar, ukulele and keyboard. I sing more than I talk. Pet rat enthusiast. Ask or submit. Thulium fails.

Sep 30 '14
kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

(Source: shopjeen)

Sep 30 '14
cake-full-of-fist:

READY TO HOLD MY HAND FOR ALL ETERNITY FUCKBOY ?


THESE ARE SO APPROPRIATE FOR MY RELATIONSHIP.

cake-full-of-fist:

READY TO HOLD MY HANDΒ FOR ALL ETERNITY FUCKBOY ?

THESE ARE SO APPROPRIATE FOR MY RELATIONSHIP.

(Source: drowsybutcher)

Sep 30 '14

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with its partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Sep 30 '14

(Source: iraffiruse)

Sep 30 '14

(Source: vaginoir)

Sep 30 '14

WAIT WHAT THE HECK I ACCIDENTALLY FOLLOWED SIXPENCEEE I TOLD MYAELF I WOULDNT DO THAT AND NOW I DIS?????

Tags: sixpenceee
Sep 30 '14

i can’t believe that tomorrow is the 1st of halloween

(Source: oikwa)

Sep 30 '14
emilianadarling:

IF YOU THINK FOR ONE SECOND THAT SLAPPING A HALLOWEEN WRAPPER ON SOMETHING IS GOING TO MAKE ME WANT IT MORE THEN YOU ARE absolutely correct i’ll take 50. 

emilianadarling:

IF YOU THINK FOR ONE SECOND THAT SLAPPING A HALLOWEEN WRAPPER ON SOMETHING IS GOING TO MAKE ME WANT IT MORE THEN YOU ARE absolutely correct i’ll take 50.Β 

Sep 30 '14

(Source: fitnessmc)

Sep 30 '14

almost-canon:

oh my god

(Source: the-walking-red)