Unicorn Intercourse
I'm Kylie. This is my face. I'm 17. I like Tegan and Sara too much. I don't eat animals. I love sloths and cats. And cheesecake. I have Fibromyalgia and RSD. I play guitar, ukulele and keyboard. I was homeschooled most of my life. I sing more than I talk. I change the color of my blog an awful lot. I love all 345 of my followers. Ask or submit. Thulium fails.
May 30 '12
May 30 '12
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Mom: I’m going now, I want the house clean when I’m back in 2 hours
You: Yeah, sure thing.
Next hour and a half…
And then your mom calls to say she’ll be home in 15 minutes…
via sodamnrelatable
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May 30 '12
May 30 '12
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Ellen DeGeneres
Ellen DeSelfish
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May 30 '12
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Steve once was on a hot date and noticed that a little kid in his date’s neighborhood was having a Blues Clues party, so he pulled the outfit out of his trunk (because he carried it with him everywhere) and crashed the party, giving that little kid the greatest god damned birthday party ever.
I am not making that up, that really happened. Steve is the perfect human being.
WATCH THAT VIDEO
WATCH IT
ohmygod the VIDEO
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May 30 '12
