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Unicorn Intercourse

I'm Kylie. This is my face. I'm 19. Licensed cosmetologist. I don't eat animals. I saw a koala at the zoo once and cried. I'm a spoonie. I play guitar, ukulele and keyboard. I sing more than I talk. Pet rat enthusiast. Ask or submit. Thulium fails.
Apr 16 '14

heykarli:

My friends mom is 4’9 and her dad is 6’5. Whenever she is mad at him, she grabs a chair to yell in his face. Everytime that happens, he’s laughing too hard for her to stay mad. They say it’s the only way they’ve been married for so long.

Apr 16 '14

miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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Apr 16 '14
john-wann:

SO DID THEY HAVE HAIR OR NOT

john-wann:

SO DID THEY HAVE HAIR OR NOT

(Source: trynsave)

Apr 16 '14

nippletowns:

when u go out to eat with ur friends and have no money

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(Source: dveon)

Apr 16 '14
xeiko:

high-ryanlion-flyin:

Just in case you weren’t on the moon last night. This is what earth looked like from the moon’s perspective 

WHOA

xeiko:

high-ryanlion-flyin:

Just in case you weren’t on the moon last night. This is what earth looked like from the moon’s perspective 

WHOA

Apr 16 '14

pearswhy:

potterlovermore:

pearswhy:

what if you bit someones teeth

what

WHAT IF YOU USED YOUR OWN TEETH TO BITE THE TEETH OF SOMEBODY ELSE?????

Apr 16 '14

(Source: unclefather)

Apr 16 '14

(Source: rorybbellows)

Apr 16 '14
lindsaychrist:

who the fuck wrote these lies

lindsaychrist:

who the fuck wrote these lies

(Source: 6bitch6craft6)

Apr 16 '14

between-love-lines:

abessinier:

engiebooty:

thekumazone:

Mom boat!!

“KIDS ARE YOU FIGHTING BACK THERE”

“I WILL TURN MYSELF AROUND”

THE MOTHERSHIP

I AM SO DONE

(Source: tharlk)