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Unicorn Intercourse

I'm Kylie. This is my face. I'm 20. Licensed cosmetologist. I don't eat animals. I saw a koala at the zoo once and cried. I'm a spoonie. I play guitar, ukulele and keyboard. I sing more than I talk. Pet rat enthusiast. Ask or submit. Thulium fails.

Oct 20 '14
banavalope:

im home

banavalope:

im home

(Source: isabellaharley)

Oct 20 '14

snowstorms-and-oceans:

allthe-lights-inthe-sky:

i snorted

I love this man

(Source: notyoda)

Oct 20 '14

snapchatting:

i can’t believe your hips would just lie to me like that

Oct 20 '14
timeandchange:

kelsium:

datagoddess:

This is a good reason to always carry sidewalk chalk in the car.

"I’m so mad about this I’m gonna sidewalk chalk about it," is an impulse that speaks to me.

but how long did this take? how long was the asshole in the store, because that is some time intensive chalking

timeandchange:

kelsium:

datagoddess:

This is a good reason to always carry sidewalk chalk in the car.

"I’m so mad about this I’m gonna sidewalk chalk about it," is an impulse that speaks to me.

but how long did this take? how long was the asshole in the store, because that is some time intensive chalking

(Source: memewhore)

Oct 20 '14
No Doubt - Spiderwebs (Tragic Kingdom)

(Source: desires)

Oct 19 '14

goldenfleeces:

can someone just delete weheartit

Oct 19 '14
terezi-pie-rope:

neilnevins:

jellydekiller:

berryofmine:

abseas:

This is important

i just imagine trespassers coming on your lawn so you open this, they fall in the pool, and then you close it again.
eventually people are falling into a pool of skeletons if you gotta lotta trespassers


at least they won’t be bone dry

CAN WE JUST HAVE ONE COOL POST
ONE

terezi-pie-rope:

neilnevins:

jellydekiller:

berryofmine:

abseas:

This is important

i just imagine trespassers coming on your lawn so you open this, they fall in the pool, and then you close it again.

eventually people are falling into a pool of skeletons if you gotta lotta trespassers

at least they won’t be bone dry

CAN WE JUST HAVE ONE COOL POST
ONE

(Source: yodiscrepo)

Oct 19 '14

swimmmmingpie:

kxsxy:

Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass

Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts

Cons: everyone knows I have too many cats
Oct 19 '14

problemactic:

when u want meatloaf but they won’t give u meatloaf

image

Oct 19 '14

(Source: odinsblog)