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Unicorn Intercourse

I'm Kylie. This is my face. I'm 20. Licensed cosmetologist. I don't eat animals. I saw a koala at the zoo once and cried. I'm a spoonie. I play guitar, ukulele and keyboard. I sing more than I talk. Pet rat enthusiast. Ask or submit. Thulium fails.

Sep 1 '14
Sep 1 '14
Sep 1 '14
Sep 1 '14

(Source: gyllenhaha)

Sep 1 '14

Good wifi on the Hogwarts Express this year

neverknowinglybeserious:

a-hobbit-john:

hiiddles:

wife-of-loki:

MINE IS CRAPPY
WHAT CARRIAGE ARE YOU IN!??!?!

COME TO THE BACK 

THE SLYTHERINS HAVE HACKED DUMBLEDORE’S WIFI

1GB BITCHES

Thanks to the Ravenclaws, guys.

The password’s “AL0H4M0R4”
Pass it on. 

(Source: accioheadcanons)

Sep 1 '14

GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER

(Source: fifthharmony)

Sep 1 '14
sixpenceee:

funny-cheese-puff:

sixpenceee:

Reddit user trevordrum's girlfriend was taking a panorama of the room. He changed just in time. 

Took me a minute

Look at the window guys

sixpenceee:

funny-cheese-puff:

sixpenceee:

Reddit user trevordrum's girlfriend was taking a panorama of the room. He changed just in time. 

Took me a minute

Look at the window guys

Sep 1 '14

(Source: nuditea)

Sep 1 '14

wild-guy:

Kelly Rowland texting Nelly via Microsoft Excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn’t text back.

Sep 1 '14

hhantu:

franfrancatman:

My dad and I made this fishtank for my mum for Christmas a few years ago with dollhouse furniture. I thought it was pretty rad

i cant believe your mom is a fish