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Unicorn Intercourse

I'm Kylie. This is my face. I'm 20. Licensed cosmetologist. I don't eat animals. I saw a koala at the zoo once and cried. I'm a spoonie. I play guitar, ukulele and keyboard. I sing more than I talk. Pet rat enthusiast. Ask or submit. Thulium fails.

Jul 29 '14

carbs99999:

Jacobs by Marc Jacobs for Marc by Marc Jacobs in collaboration with Marc Jacobs for Marc by Marc Jacobs

(Source: drinkingsomewine)

Jul 29 '14

virginsacrificer:

"do u want the rest of my food"

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"here u can have them"

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Jul 29 '14

(Source: crocroach)

Jul 29 '14

annemarina:

listening to an album for the first time is weird bc you have to give your full attention to it and you cant sing along 

Jul 29 '14
Jul 29 '14

weloveshortvideos:

THIS COP IS TOO REAL - Vine by Officer Daniels

Jul 29 '14
taylorethecreator:

fuckyeah1990s:

Tré Cool, Winona Ryder, Billie Joe and Gwen Stefani

How is this a real picture???? ❤

taylorethecreator:

fuckyeah1990s:

Tré Cool, Winona Ryder, Billie Joe and Gwen Stefani

How is this a real picture???? ❤

(Source: imkillingforfun)

Jul 29 '14
Jul 29 '14

zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image

(Source: unrellevahnt)

Jul 29 '14
littlegracenote:

umbreon-ite:

Ah yes, the flute

that’s a trumpet

littlegracenote:

umbreon-ite:

Ah yes, the flute

that’s a trumpet