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Unicorn Intercourse

I'm Kylie. This is my face. I'm 20. Licensed cosmetologist. I don't eat animals. I saw a koala at the zoo once and cried. I'm a spoonie. I play guitar, ukulele and keyboard. I sing more than I talk. Pet rat enthusiast. Ask or submit. Thulium fails.

Jul 25 '14

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

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i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

(Source: meladoodle)

Jul 25 '14
punkphantom:

malformalady:

A man after a successful heart transplant, holding his old, diseased heart

metal as fuck

punkphantom:

malformalady:

A man after a successful heart transplant, holding his old, diseased heart

metal as fuck

Jul 25 '14
Jul 25 '14
Jul 25 '14
sunnybutte:

thankorblamemelater:

YOU HAVE MY ATTENTION

AND IN IMAX NONETHELESS

sunnybutte:

thankorblamemelater:

YOU HAVE MY ATTENTION

AND IN IMAX NONETHELESS

(Source: rialianashtae)

Jul 25 '14

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

kirk-:

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

what does rofl stand for

rise our father lucifer

thanks

(Source: gaaaaaaaaaambit)

Jul 25 '14

i-wont-forget-thepie:

brooklynfondue:

So i did this thing on tumblr with my mom and these are the results

PIRATES OF HAWAII I AM FUCKING PEEING

Jul 24 '14
sofapizza:

your sheep looks confused

sofapizza:

your sheep looks confused

(Source: ilovepugs)

Jul 24 '14

troylerisinyou:

i guess you learn something new every day

Jul 24 '14
nosdrinker:

is this a threat

nosdrinker:

is this a threat